There are certain things about the Nigerian music industry that have become ever so imperative right now, that for them not to happen means the industry is no longer functioning. I present to you 10 of those things:
1. TIMAYA HAS ENEMIES. Since he first came onto the scene, Timaya has made it imperative to speak of his enemies. Like the ever elusive Illuminati, we only hear and read about these enemies, we never see or get a confirmation of their existence. That leads us to No.2 on the list.
2.DURELLA'S ENEMIES WILL NOT RESPOND. Someone tell Durella, despite also making a record about his enemies and even titling it "enemies", we, er, I mean "they" will not respond.
3. SOMEONE IN LAGOS IS HYPING SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY NOT WORTH IT!
4. IT IS PROBABLY SOMEONE IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER WITH AN ANNOYING BLOG OR WEBSITE.
5. THERE MUST BE A BIG BOOTY GIRL IN A VIDEO, OTHERWISE THE NIGERIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY AS WE KNOW IT WILL CEASE TO EXIST!
6. AUDU MAIKORI IS SIGNING SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT SURE OF.
7. SOMEONE IS BLOGGING.
8. SOMEONE BLOGGING IS MAKING A LIST.
9. CLARENCE PETERS JUST COLLECTED N1.6M NAIRA AS YOU READ THIS.
10. SOMEONE HAS SHOT A VIDEO WITHOUT RECORDING AN ALBUM. TALK ABOUT PRIORITIES!
Here's a bonus:
11. THE HEADIES ARE ALREADY PICKING THE WINNERS TO THEIR NEXT AWARD SHOW! BAZINGA! (Low blow, but I had to do it!)
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