Tuesday, January 20, 2015

SECONDARY SCHOOL FLOW



*Back when I thought I was going to be the best rapper in the world

NIGGAZ WANNA BE PRODIGIES

LIKE ME AND MOZART

WANNA GO FROM G’s TO MUSIC ART

OWN A 500 LEXUS

GET THE ACCESS

TO A CREDIT CARD

WASTE ALL THE MONEY HOMIE,

DON’T BE A RETARD!

I never completed this, but it was and still is one of my favourite rhymes!

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

THE MIND OF DR. BENNY LINN



THEY SAY HOUSEWIVES LOVE ME

STUDENTS REALLY LOVE ME

THERE’S A CERTAIN CERTAIN HIGH

THAT THEY REALLY GET FROM ME

YOU COULD FIND ME AT YOUR LOCAL PHARMACY

‘CAUSE NAFDAC COULDN’T TRY ME

I COME IN A GLASS BOTTLE

MAKE MY VICTIMS WOBBLE

MAKE THEM TALK SLOW

LIKE, “KAI BAAABAAA CHOOOW!”

MY NAME IS BENNY LINN

AND I’M MIXED WITH CODINE

MESSING WITH ME MAN

CAN BE REALLY REALLY LEAN (GET IT?)

IN AMERICA THEY CALL ME SIZZURP

JUICE AND COUGH SYRUP

NOW COME NEAR

AS I WHISPER IN MY VICTIM’S EAR

Thursday, January 8, 2015

THE RECORD THAT MADE ME WANT TO RAP!

Of all of Complex's Magnum Opus videos which highlights the stories behind some of the best hip-hop records ever, this one is the most compelling and obviously closest to me. As the title of this post says, this was the first record that made me want to be a rapper!


Monday, January 5, 2015

AND THE REVOLUTION DIED



HE SAID,

“DON’T GIVE ME THAT REMORSE SHIT,

OVER 400 YEARS ON A SLAVE SHIP.

AND I AIN’T TALKING ABOUT WHITE FOLKS,

I’M TALKING ABOUT OUR FOLKS!

OUR ANCESTORS SOLD US

FOR MERE MIRRORS AND ALCOHOL

TODAY, WE’RE BEING SOLD

FOR A LOT, LOT MORE.

A HOUSE IN FRANCE,

A BANK ACCOUNT IN SWITZERLAND,

THAT’S THE PRICE OF THE COMMON MAN.”

THE CROWD CHEERED.

HE CONTINUED,

“I PROMISE YOU,

THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEFORE DAWN.

AND LIKE PUFFY WE CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP!”

THE CROWD LAUGHED.

HE CONTINUED,

“AND WHEN THEY SEND THEIR EVIL FORCES AGAINST US,

YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE GOING TO TELL THEM?

TAKE THAT! TAKE THAT! TAKE THAT!”

THE CROWD LAUGHED.

HE CONTINUED,

BARELY A WORD SAID

WHEN THE CROWD SCREAMED

HIS BRAINS SCATTERED ON THE FLOOR

BY THE PIERCING GUNSHOT

Friday, January 2, 2015

MY MUSIC IN 2014


Let’s face it; 2014 was a crappy year for hip-hop. We should’ve seen it coming from 2013 when six of the genre’s artists dropped great albums, there had to be a balance, so this year suffered, but that didn’t mean nothing great got dropped, just not in large quantity.

  
1.)RUN THE JEWELS 2- RUN THE JEWELS
Poor Jack White, he almost had album of the year till the duo of Killer Mike and producer/rapper El-P collectively known as Run The Jewels decided to “bang this bitch the fuck out!” That’s pretty much the first thing you hear on the record that saved rap’s 4th quarter this year. There’s no throwaway on this sophomore album which was dropped for free, before retail sale (then again, everything is dropped for free in the age of download). There’s also no clear effort at a radio single, making this album the most uncompromising rap album since Pusha T’s My Name Is My Name last year.

2.) LAZARETTO- JACK WHITE
You can never call Jack White dull from his personal life to his music. White finally makes the album fans wanted, this is definitely better than his solo debut Blunderbuss, which was okay, but it was easy to see why he lost Rock Album of the year at the 2014 Grammys to his bitter rivals, The Black Keys: they made the better album. Not this time round. There’s a bit of every influence on his sophomore from hip hop (listen to him brag on the title track or the production on I Think I Found The Culprit, reminiscent of Jay Z’s Empire State Of Mind beat) to Rock to Bluegrass to Country. It’s classic White, infusing everything in one Rock record.

3.) MY KRAZY LIFE- Y.G
People forget Y.G dropped his classic debut (yeah I said classic) this year, because it was so early in the game (March), but possibly no other hip hop album this year had catchy top 10 singles, like My Nigga and Who Do You Love. The only other person churning out that much top10 rap hits was Kid Ink.

4.) TRIGGA- TREY SONGZ
Trey’s best album since Ready and I know, because I didn’t listen to the albums in between, lol. Forget the critics who bashed Trey’s lyrics for being over-sexualized. The album is great. At its worst it’s Trey sticking to what works for him, but if it ain’t broke… That said, I’ll admit that the best 3 songs on the album, which are offered as bonuses are probably the best as Trey departs from his six-pack-sex-idol formula to try something more fully clothed.

5.) CILVIA DEMO- ISAIAH RASHAD
The EP of the year from TDE’s latest upstart, Rashad’s Cilvia will not appeal to everyone, especially people who don’t listen to hip hop beyond the gloss. The EP is devoid of any glitter and proves once again that TDE (home to Kendrick Lamar) isn’t interested in pushing its artist towards a commercial audience.

6.) AYO- WIZKID
Wizkid doesn’t disappoint on his sophomore album, despite releasing enough material between this and his last effort to have had this be his 3rd album. Ayo is well produced and even South African powerhouse Uhuru, show up behind the boards on a couple of tracks.

7.) TURN BLUE- THE BLACK KEYS
I love The Black Keys and Turn Blue has made the list of many end-of-year lists, but its songs just weren’t stuck in my head like their last effort. I was hoping they would go toe to toe with rival Jack White again for next year’s best Rock Album Grammy, but then White got put in the Alternative category. So basically, they have no real competition this time!

8.) 2014 FOREST HILLS DRIVE- J.COLE
This late entry from J. Cole makes the list as probably the rapper’s most personal album to date. I’ll avoid saying “best”, but the consensus seems to be that it is.

9.) BLACK MESSIAH- D’ANGELO & AND THE VANGUARD
Another late entry, D’Angelo makes up for his 15 year musical drought with his 3rd album. Hopefully he keeps his clothes on for any videos this time. Songs like, “The Charade” and “Prayer” confirm to you why people make so much noise about D.


                                      LINES OF THE YEAR

Most vicious line of the year: I came with your girlfriend/ …And we came in a Porsche/- Wizkid. HARSH, especially if you’re the insecure boyfriend!

Most powerful line of the year: All we wanted was a chance to talk/ ‘Stead we only got our lives (drawn) in chalk/- D’Angelo, The Charade off Black Messiah. Trust D’Angelo to come in last minute and deliver the most powerful line in music this year, coming aptly after the killings of seemingly innocent Black men at the hands of White police officers.

                            
                                      SONGS OF THE YEAR

1.     Loyal ft. Lil’ Wayne & Tyga- Chris Brown. Brown’s ability to deliver anthem after anthem about the opposite sex is quite loyal. The last time he did this big was with Deuces, which also become a massive national anthem.

2.     Happy- Pharrell. In my years of putting these lists together, I’ve never had a song make the list two years in a row, till now. Happy was on my list last year and manages to sneak up again this time in a much higher position.

3.     I’m Not The Only One/Stay With Me- Sam Smith. Two for the price of one, Smith’s two biggest hit battle for third place.

Most overlooked songs of the year:
1.) Classic by MKTO
2.) Black by The Dream

Most infectious song of the year not by Pharrell: Don’t Tell Em (every single version) by Jeremih.

Anthem of the year not by Pharell: We Dem Boyz by Wiz Khalifa.

Most Rihanna sound-alike song of the year: Chandelier by Sia.

Comeback record of the year: Bad Belle ft. Moti Cakes by M.I. Sure, he never left but after a four year drought, M.I returns with a song I actually like!
                                     
                            
BEST NEW ARTISTS OF THE YEAR

Iggy Azaelia: The great White hope. Iggy has definitely proven to be a star in her own right, regardless of gender… or race.

August Alsina: I’m not exactly sold on the young man here, but so far there are no missteps to prove his many fans otherwise.

Isaiah Rashad: Rashad may not be a star year, but he isn’t exactly dangling at the bottom of the pit.

Runtown: Runtown is definitely Naija’s rookie of the year, with a great guest verse on Wizzy Pro’s Emergency and not to mention his own number of hits. Not bad for a first-timer.

Sia: Sia isn’t exactly a new artist per se. She’s been in the background writing some of your favourite songs and in some instances singing the hooks or the background. This year she finally became visible showing up in of all places an Eminem video for Guts Over Fear, still refusing to bask in her own spotlight!



BOSS OF THE YEAR: Nas for his Mass Appeal records which released Run The Jewels 2 with no seemingly forced compromise.


                             DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR

AB-SOUL’S THESE DAYS: For a rapper as talented as Ab-Soul and a TDE member at that, it’s hard to know who to blame for this. While Soul’s skills are intact, I can’t tell if it was his need to have his album released in the wake of his label mates putting out projects or whether Soul dropped the ball on being Soul. The album has its moments, but except for a few songs, it doesn’t hit you quite like Control System where tracks are definitely on repeat whether for the whole song or just to catch that one line again! I have to say his lovelorn single, Closure definitely showed a different side of him that I liked, even if it might have come off as an attempt to reach for a much larger audience. The second half of Just Have Fun, which we might as well call the title track should’ve been a song on its own with more verses and a video. Who’s advising Soul?! And stop giving Kendrick Lamar interludes on your album even if you were all over Section 80!