IT'S ON TONIGHT- MO AGER FT. SAEON & VECTOR THA VIPER

Last I heard from Saeon, she was on a track with rap femme fatal Kel. Well she's back bringing along Vector Tha Viper. The two are featured on a track produced by NBA player Maurice Ager of the Dallas Mavericks! Now don't act like hip hop and basketball don't have a long standing relationship! Unlike your favourite ball player who wants to rap (like they don't make enough money already, joke... but they do), Ager here actually produces, so I guess this is a first! Check out their collaborative effort after the jump.

Certain things I like about this record, even though I think the final recording could've been better. Chalk that up to the engineering. I like Ager's willingness to collaborate with artists outside the states (he and Saeon are on the same music team, iCirculate Ent, so I guess it made sense) and I love that Saeon actual raps on the record. Over all, I think it could've done with more cohesiveness and of course Vector's lyrics are on spot!

WHY MAN OF STEEL DIDN’T DO IT FOR ME (A LOVE LETTER TO MY FRIEND KOREDE 'KOREX' ON WHY WE’RE BREAKING UP!)

Korede… this is how you lose me, lol! There’s been much hype surrounding the new Superman movie, Man Of Steel and rightfully so. I for one did not want a new Superman reboot, at least not yet, but I suppose it’s been long enough since the dismal Superman Returns so I guess I can forgive them, they who recycle. First of all let me state that this is not just a review, it’s also a letter to my friend and fellow outcast Korede who enjoyed Man Of Steel so much he saw it twice; the second time with me. He obviously enjoyed it so much that he’d already memorized whole dialogues, but I was disappointed in the overall product.

          

First let me point out the major problem with Superman as a character, despite his 75 years of existence (yes, he’s that old) is that he’s not really relatable. He’s practically a god sent to save humanity. He’s not a billionaire who wears a suit of iron because he’s a tech know-how nor does he don a bat suit because he has daddy issues. He’s a goody two-shoes who knows he’s better than us. So in come the team of Batman director Christopher Nolan as producer, dragging along his Batman co-writer David S. Goyer with Zack Snyder as director in an attempt to make him more… human, more relateable!

           

Of all of Nolan’s Batman movies, Man Of Steel reminds me of The Dark Knight Rises, arguably the least favourite of the recent trilogy and it was a good movie mind you. What plagued Rises is the same thing that plagues Man Of Steel. Allow me to recap: Rises had the chance to be better than its predecessor, the almost flawless The Dark Knight and it was doing just that for the first 45 minutes of the movie, then Bruce Wayne donned the Batman suit. I agree I was excited just like I’m sure everybody else was, but that’s where for me everything began to wobble. Let me point out that the fact that that audiences sat through a Batman movie for 45 minutes with no Batman is credit to the writing talent of the Nolan brothers and David. S. Goyer. Once the Dickensian drama of Gotham was done with and the movie entered comic book territory, it wobbled the plot.

           

Likewise Man Of Steel suffers from the same dilemma. Its first one hour is superb, even with the 20 minute Kryptonian prologue, which I felt could’ve been put in the middle of the movie, maybe have Zod explain his side of things and have holographic Jor-El explain his side of things too… or they could’ve even saved it all together for a sequel, but anyway we sat through it. No problem!

           

Then we get to the part where he becomes Superman, there’s no big revelation to it really, except Kal-El finding a ship and a hologram of his biological father. There’s no aha moment to the scene and then the suit we find out was made in Krypton, not on earth by Kal’s earth mother Martha Kent (which makes sense, since she can't make a suit that can withstand all the stuff that Superman goes through like bullet shots and fire, who is she, that genius lady in The Incredibles?), thus skipping the traditional story we all know and love and now can admit didn't make sense that she'd create that costume. May I point out here Kevin Costner is the best Jonathan Kent ever!

The process of Clark or Kal-El becoming Superman was rather fast and this is where the movie enters comic book territory and it’s hard to comprehend the first part of the movie with what follows. It just doesn’t stay as grounded from that moment on. Please, spare me the joke of, “How could it, when Superman flies?” Mention must be made of Diane Lane who plays Martha Kent and is the only character who in my opinion keeps the rest of the story grounded in some realism. Not that I expected realism in a Superman movie, but they sold it to us in the first half and we bought it.

           

I must explain what I mean by comic-book territory here. There are certain things you can get away with in a comic book; basically, we’ll believe any and everything. Yet when you translate it into a movie, you’re arguably raising the stake and we just won’t buy into anything (like a rapist being cast as an anti-hero a la The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Not bad for a comic, but not exactly ideal for a movie studio trying to make money), which is why movies are often altered if ever so slightly from their source material, which leads us to the movie’s second and third act.

           

When Zod arrives, destruction and mayhem follows as expected, the type that looks good in a comic and just ridiculous in a movie. As The Atlantic critic, Christopher Ori mentioned and I quote, “The general, who evidently watched The Dark Knight during his long journey to Earth, immediately takes a page out of the Joker's book and demands that Kal-El surrender himself or he’ll start killing Earthlings.

I must mention that Zod is NOT portrayed here as a villain per se. He’s the Twyin Lannister of Superman, he believes everything he does is right and is for the salvation of his people, even if it causes discomfort to a whole human race with whom he plans to re-enact the Red Wedding! Yes, he’s evil, but from his perception he’s just a guy taking care of his surviving race. The destruction and mayhem that follows was, I agree with a lot of critics, LOUD and unnecessarily and only Metallica should be allowed to be that LOUD!

I was hurt by the damage done to our planet, albeit we in Africa are always safe when these sorts of things happen. It wouldn’t look so good destroying mud houses in a little African village or the few high risings in my hometown. How much do you want to deprive us of? I am so glad the West gets most of the pounding in these movies; it’s so lovely to watch! The aliens, Superman included, proceed to destroy parts of Smallville (I admit I liked the fight scenes here) and move on to pound Metropolis (this I found confusingly disturbing), like two aliens couldn’t just go to outer space and duke it out, winner takes all style. No, they had to jerk off early.

I can’t tell you how I felt about the “shocking” ending to be honest and what this means for the Superman mythology and whether I could care. I’ll still give Man Of Steel a 4 out of 5 rating though. It’s worth the price of admission for the mere spectacle and its attempt to add depth to an alien who’s trying to relate to us, while we can’t relate to him. In short, it wasn’t as memorable as I expected. I just didn’t walk out the cinema thinking, “Wow… I’d like to watch that again!” Like Drake said, “One time, that’s fine with me!” And to my friend, Korede… maybe we should take a break! If you do decide to contact me, just know I’ll be somewhere watching Downton Abbey… trying to get some proper realism back in me.

Rating: 4/5.

FURIOUS 6: A FAST REVIEW (PUN INTENDED, OF COURSE)!

Not since the first movie has the Fast & Furious franchise had as much concentration on its villain as Furious 6, which is a good thing. Owen Shaw played by the underrated & undervalued Luke Evans (although don’t look for Oscar nomination here) is a delight, although like the rest of the cast once the movie reaches its halfway mark, he plays second fiddle to the cars and stunts. Nevertheless he’s the focus of the first act all the way to the second along with the return of Michelle Rodriguez’s Letty.

           

What Shaw wants is not quite clear (some military chip to do something, I can’t remember) and to be honest it really doesn’t matter. All that matters is the team from Furious 5 trimmed down by two members (which is a good thing actually) has to stop him and that’s all you need to care about, there’s no room for substance (or logic) here.

With fewer team members, come bigger stunts involving tanks and a never-ending runway (seriously). Is it better than Furious 5? Why should we compare. Furious 5 was The Avengers before The Avengers. Here, the party just continues and oh, stick around for the credits… someone shows up, but I won’t tell you who. Like he says we’ll soon get to know him: Fast & Furious 7!!! Vrooom!

Rating: 4/5.

MY IRON MAN 3 REVIEW (OH, IT'S GOOD!)

So how do you make an Iron Man movie without Iron Man? Well, if you have the man behind Iron Man, Tony Stark, it seems that’s all you need. In The Avengers when Captain America and Tony Stark clashed, the former asked the latter what he would be without his suits. Well in Iron Man 3 we find out. Turns out Tony Stark still pretty much stays a genius, billionaire, philanthropist, this-time committed-boyfriend and proves it as he spends most of the movie out of his comfort suits. Oh he has suits all right, tons of them apparently since the incidence in The Avengers that involved him going through a wormhole and realizing there were beings more powerful than him. This movie might divide most Iron Man fans, while we generally liked the first one, we loathed the second, but appreciated the effort the folks at Marvel put into especially Downey for going down with an almost sinking ship. Then The Avengers came along and even though it redeemed some of the features of Iron Man 2, it made us realize further how much we disliked it, but at least it wasn’t Green Lantern! So now we’re here at the threequeel: Iron Man Three.

           

As you’ve probably heard by now, Iron Man 3 plays out more like a sequel to The Avengers than that half-baked, but still appreciated Iron Man 2 movie. Tony’s new enemies (there’s more than one as usual now) come in the form of demons he planted years ago by himself and a new terrorist known as The Mandarin (comic book purist should not expect the Chinese caricature that was Marvel’s metaphor for British rule over Hong Kong, the comic book Mandarin was a half-Chinese, half-British bad guy. Instead this Mandarin is a mixture of all things anti-American, justifiable and non-justifiable-ish. If it’s any compensation to the purists, he’s acted by a half-Indian, half-British screen legend, still makes him half-Asian, half-European, so there).

           

The Mandarin unlike Iron Man’s previous enemies has no known weaknesses and no prior issues to really avenge, but to apparently correct America’s past transgressions by creating more of his own (reminds me of Boko Haram). Meanwhile Tony also has to deal with a former scientist turned nemesis in the form of Aldrich Killian (who gets like fifteen minutes top in the whole movie), a crumbling relationship with Pepper due to his anxieties of “New York” and a hate for pal Rhodey’s new costume, the Iron Patriot.

          

 By far the most engaging part of the movie is when Stark meets a young genius in the making in the form of Harley (played well by Ty Simpkins). Something tells me one day that boy is going to wear an Iron Man armour. This by far makes Iron Man 3’s second act the best in any superhero movie I’ve seen. While most comic book movies wobble in the middle, Iron Man 3 is saved that problem by engaging Tony with a young inquisitive boy who’s just as sharp as him and looks like he just might be a superhero one day.

          

 The third act like in all superhero movies is where the good guy faces the bad guy. What separates Iron Man 3 from the usual routine is the twists and turns involved. The fight isn’t just straight, it’s… well, you’ll have to see it for yourself. No amount of explanation can do it justice. Robert Downey Jr, who made a fortune of The Avengers ($50m) can afford not to return to the character that has been one great metaphor of his acting career and not worry about messing up his legacy as Tony Stark. It would be hard to find another Tony Stark. As the character says in the end, just like he did in the first movie, “I am Iron Man” and Downey is Tony Stark. You can’t replace him… not just yet! See you for Avengers 2!

Speaking of which, many have asked why Stark never calls any of The Avengers, well I just got word that Asgard has no telecommunication services, so no you can’t port to the bifrost, that colourful bridge that transports Asgardians, not even if your name is Saka and Captain America just got a Blackberry 10 and is too busy learning how to use it and Nick Fury has to pay for damages done to the helicarrier! So there you have it, they were all busy!

 

Rating: 3.8 stars/5

THE 20/20 REVIEW OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S NEW ALBUM

First of all, are you comfortable right there, right there? Let the review get in, right here, right here because Justin’s new album is an experience. On average it takes you six months to listen to just one song on The 20/20 Experience, so brace yourself! I'm going to make this review quick! 

The track list features 10 tracks or 12, if you got the deluxe edition. The first 6 tracks really define the album, by the time you reach track 7, which is the shortest song within the album, you feel like you’re at an intermission for a Bollywood screening waiting to return to the other three and half hours of the movie. Jokes aside, Tim and Tim (that’s Justin Timberlake and Timbaland) have crafted an album to keep you occupied. You may not like all the songs and some of the lyrics may not necessarily be up there, but you will be intrigued by the overall sound and gusto of the album. Take for example, “Let The Groove Get In” from which I paraphrase the beginning of this post, I’m sure there’s a verse or two buried somewhere in that song, but it’s hard to tell when every minute you’re flooded with the chant of, “Are you comfortable right there, there?/ Let the groove get in, yeah, yeah, right there.” The only song I really can’t stand is “Blue Ocean Floor” which should’ve been left at the bottom of a blue ocean floor (come on, someone had to make that joke, plus it was too easy man!). I slept and woke up and that song was still playing!

           

Overall, I’d say there are 8 standout tracks out of an album of 10 or 12, which is good and also means there are actually 16 good tracks when you consider each one has its own sequel within the same song. I’m a big fan of Justin and despite all the criticism this album got, some very valid, I have to rate this album an 8/10. At least if Justin doesn’t win musician of the year, we can award him with educator of the year, because if today’s youth actually listen to this album from beginning to end, their attention span would increase by 25%. Who says nothing good comes out of music?

P.S They could’ve left the two bonus tracks off the deluxe edition, perhaps for a sequel, which actually reminds me…

P.S.S The album has a sequel coming in November. This is The Lord of the Rings of music. Are you comfortable?

Standout tracks: Just listen to the whole damn thing! "Is it really that good?" you ask. In the words of Timbaland, "You shouldn't have to ask me that question!"

RATING: 8/10