Saturday, January 2, 2016

MY BEST MOVIES OF 2015



NOTE: Yes, if it got nominated for won an Oscar in 2015, it’s eligible for this list even if it came out the year before, before you start telling me that movie is old!!!

And no, I did not watch The Force Awakens (which sounds like a great porn title by the way).

1. MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
Here’s the basic plot for Fury Road: Charlize Theron’s character Furiosa decides to escape from a maniac with his five brides in tow. She drives down what is basically the stretch of an almost long ass straight road… and *spoiler alert* then decides to drive back, it’s one of the best things you’ll ever see… and oh, there’s some guy named Max!


2. STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
A rollercoaster ride with enough highs to overlook the lows! The story of brotherhood among young men and surrogate fatherhood between a protégé and his mentor, you are about to witness the strength of street knowledge and oh yeah… FUCK THE POLICE!


3. JURASSIC WORLD
Surprises at every turn just like a good amusement park ride. I had to google the screenwriters of this, just to give them props. For the record Jurassic World is not actually a reboot, it’s a continuation of the existing franchise with one character from the first movie (as well as a few allusions) making the connection. It’s basically Jurassic Park 4… and possibly the best!


4. SPY
This is movie is hilarious as fuck. Forget the plot, there IS one, but you’ll forget it three-quarters of the way and concentrate on the humour. ALL the actors deliver, even the ones playing secondary and minute characters and the one cameo in the movie is on point! Kudos must be given to writer and director Paul Feig who directed Bridesmaid for writing a starring vehicle for Melissa McCarthy, while both making fun of and eschewing the stereotypes of women’s roles in movies.


5. FURIOUS 7
It’s not the best in the series (that honour goes to Fast Five), but it’s definitely a movie that will be put on repeat for die-hards and casual fans of the franchise. It’s also the last one to feature the late Paul Walker and a very teary-eyed ending, where I’m told many a guys cried not unlike when many a women cried at the end of Titanic.


6. ANT-MAN
Ant-man is surprisingly good. For what has essentially been Marvel’s least hyped & expected movie after Guardians of the Galaxy and not to mention the slight drama of the first director walking out, Ant-man didn’t turn out bad. It’s quite good and not unlike the first Iron Man movie, if not almost better. There’s a slow build up to Scott Lang becoming the Ant-man, ‘cause hey you only get to tell an origin story once, so you might as well take your time. It’s also a welcome pace when compared to Age of Ultron and that movie’s uneven pacing. Even the secondary characters seem important and have you invested (perhaps with the exception of Judy Greer who plays Lang’s ex-wife). Michael Pena practically steals every scene he’s in and yet you remember that he’s not even the hero of the story. That’s a good balance of characters there. While Darren Cross is a formidable foe for first time hero Lang, he like most Marvel movie villains is given the disposable treatment as his story doesn’t seem fleshed out enough, but hopefully he might show up again. He has the same tortured soul as one Asgardian seeking for attention.


7. THE MARTIAN
Not to sound cheesy here, but I found this movie to be a metaphor for the last quarter of 2015 in my life. Obviously I wasn’t stranded on Mars, but the oft-repeated survival story of making it with what little you have struck a nerve. I felt they made this movie for me… yeah, see I told you: cheesy! The Martian is a spectacle in a year full of franchise sequels & reboots. This movie is based on a book, you know, those things people used to read before Twitter & the Internet came along!


8. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: ROGUE NATION
MI:5 works it way backwards in terms of its action scale, leading to a very anti-climatic ending. It opens with a bang, keeps the momentum and by the time it ends, you’re not mad it doesn’t feature the usual blow-everything end of most action movies. Luckily, it’s worth putting on repeat! Ride with it!


9. THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E
Guy Ritchie’s take on the spy genre is no less entertaining than that other spy movie of the year, The Kingsmen, except here it’s a bit grown up and outdated by its setting (the 1960s and a world crisis today’s generation probably have no idea about). Nonetheless it’s great fun and Henry Cavill proves he can act (I think his Superman is flat, I’m just saying!).


10. PITCH PERFECT 2
Aca-bitches! The Barden Bellas are back and the new competition is on a bigger stage, the world stage actually. Can they succeed? You aca-bet they’ll try! (I should be writing aca-summaries for aca-movies for real).


11. AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
Despite seemingly being overstuffed, it’s amazing how Age of Ultron manages to hold, then again it’s written by Joss Whedon, so I guess no surprise there. It’s hard to say which part of the film’s almost two and half hours we could’ve done without, especially when considering the movie was already cut from its initially three hours and fifteen minutes (does Whedon think he’s Scorcese?). The movie’s first problem is its pacing, very uneven. Whenever the movie slows down, it doesn’t seem like enough time before it gets swept in another action scene (apparently Marvel seems to have an action-scene-every-twenty-minutes mandate). Things happen fast and you can’t help but wonder after watching Daredevil, maybe this should’ve been a Netflix series, so we could digest everything. The movie’s other problem is it sometimes lack of detail. While I love the Natasha/Bruce Banner love story, I wonder if it took away from other scenes that could’ve used as much concentration. The best part of the movie by far has to be Paul Bettany as Vision, who conveniently shows up towards the end. I wish we were giving more time with James Spader’s menacing Ultron; his voice (filtered through digital tech) is worth hearing for more than two hours.


12. BOYHOOD (Oscar winner for Best Supporting Actress)
This should’ve won Best movie and Best director. If there’s anything wrong with Boyhood, it’s that for a movie shot over 12 years, it ran about 15 minutes longer than it should. I felt we were aging with the kid after 2 hours!


13. THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
Wes Anderson’s style of film-making NEVER gets old. It still amazes. I’ve been a fan of his since The Aquatic Life of Steve Zissou. I think The Grand Budapest Hotel one-ups that movie!


14. WHIPLASH 

Miles Teller stuns in this Indie favourite, not unlike his co-star J.K Simmons who left no doubt as to who was picking up the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor this year.


15. 99 HOMES (Nominated for Best Supporting Actor at the 2016 Golden Globes)
For anyone who ever doubts Michael Shannon’s acting abilities after all he’s done, this Sundance favourite is a testimony to the man’s talents. Here he plays a real-estate agent who with the help of banks clears people from their homes when they can’t pay and in turn he buys the property. Capitalism at its best. What gives the movie its spin is when he hires someone he just evicted from his home to work as his protégé doing the same (talk about spin). That someone is Andrew Garfield who once starred in a terrible Spiderman franchise ironically called Amazing.  Here there’s no let-down as Garfield leaves that house of web that was burning!


16. THE DUFF
Yes, it’s predictable- you can see the ending in the first 15 minutes –and clichéd, but guess what? It works. It takes a true and tried formula- created in the 80s and mastered quite well, REPEATEDLY in the 90s –and gives it the new millennial spin it so deserves. The acting is on point and not phoned in like you see in several cheap imitations of the teen genre. It also stars that little girl from Independence Day proving she can carry a film all on her own. Will, Bill and Jeff who?!


17. SPECTRE
It seems am one of the few who thoroughly enjoyed Spectre. Y’all complain too much! When Skyfall gave us a stripped down grittier version of Bond, y’all complained. Some of you going as far as to blame potential future Bond director Christopher Nolan for causing the Dark Knight effect of stripping down heroes to reality. Now Skyfall director Sam Mendes is back with a typical Bond movie and y’all still complain! It’s not like it’s the worst Bond movie in the Daniel Craig catalog. It also has one of the best Bond endings ever in my opinion, though I know some die-hard fanatics will disagree and since when has a Bond villain ever made sense that you just hate this one sooooo bad?! If anything at least the movie was wonderfully shot, that should make it excuseable for anyone who hates it!


18. GOOD KILL
Hollywood HARDLY ever does movies where the U.S military is portrayed negatively or more importantly as the bad guys (‘cause that could never happen, right?). There have been the few exceptions… in some measures (The Hurt Locker, The Green Zone), continuing in that rare tradition comes Good Kill starring Ethan Hawke (‘cause really when you think about it, only Hawke would star in these movies). Good Kill deals with the cowardice, yet deadly strikes of American drones and how they are used partially and inefficiently by the U.S government, all the while maintaining that they are good American soldiers out there (no denying that).


19. EX-MACHINA
The plot to Ex-Machina isn’t necessarily original (robot-gets-intelligence-and-poses-possible-threat), but in a year of blockbuster robots and artificial intelligence, it’s the smartest of them all. It might match Age Of Ultorn’s titular villain in a game of wits.


20. TOP FIVE
Chris Rock FINALLY makes a movie worthy of his stand-up routine all sort of based around the argument of who’s in your top five list of rappers… sort of!


21. THE HUMBLING
You may not agree with me on this, but I found the Al Pacino starring The Humbling to be the superior version to Oscar winner Birdman, there I said it. That movie was good, but The Humbling- though similar in storyline –has a better story, perhaps not told as well (which is where it fails), but better nonetheless.


22. BIRDMAN (Oscar winner for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay and Best Cinematography)
Here’s my qualm with Birdman. First off, it’s a great movie. It even confuses people in a good way. Michael Keaton should’ve won the Oscar for Best Actor, but that’s okay, ‘cause in my opinion Birdman robbed The Grand Budapest Hotel for Best Original Screenplay. There’s nothing spectacular about the script here. I’m not saying it’s bad, but imagine the movie without its visual effects, think it’ll be as exciting? Probably not so much, the performances would still be great though! Birdman is going to be great for future film students to watch, but it reminds me of Sam Mendes’ American Beauty (a winner of all the same awards as Birdman, except Best Picture. It won Best Actor though). That movie was a big deal when it came out in 1999, but 15 odd years later, its shock value has worn off (it’s still great to watch) and been replaced by the new golden age of TV. Now unlike The Matrix and Fight Club, which both came out the same year (with not as many awards), American Beauty hasn’t aged as well (no pun intended). Now some of you are saying but both those movies had visual effects. Yes, they did and as much as the effects are one of the first things you remember about The Matrix, it had a real story to stand on, same as Fight Club. Birdman’s script minus the visual effects can be clumsy. To see what it would look like without it, but perhaps superior, watch The Humbling. Once you cut the visual effects, Birdman doesn’t fly so well, but and there is a BIG but here, it’s stage feel- the fact that it is set in a theatre –does add to its gravitas. It’s like watching a 3D interactive stage play, where things pop out at you and for that it does deserve mass credit… but it’s not that great!


23. FOCUS
Will Smith’s return to form starts with this rom-com heist, which makes you wonder may be Mr. Independence Day should do more mid-budget movies now, especially as he’s aging into older leading man status now.


24. GOING CLEAR: SCIENTOLOGY AND THE PRISON OF BELIEF
A great look into the religion/cult of Scientology. Going Clear doesn’t actually set out to (directly) bash Scientology; it’s more of an expose of people who felt disillusioned, tired and dissatisfied by it. Will it go down well with the Church of Scientology? Nope! Will it change your view of the cool ass Tom Cruise? Probably not!


25. KINGSMEN: THE SECRET SERVICE
I was wondering where to put this movie. I think on the surface it appears great (I mean it’s a great way to waste two hours), even though the movie isn’t deep. It’s your standard blockbuster fare.


26. ENTOURAGE
The first act of the Entourage movie is brilliant, it’s like if they decided to extend the average episode length to 40 minutes, but after that it dips into a cameo-filled fest that funny enough doesn’t distract from the storyline, but then again doesn’t really add much to it either!


27. TED 2
Unlike the first Ted movie that actually felt like a movie, Ted 2 feels like a strung-out episode of Family Guy, but there are still laughs of course and perhaps that’s all that matters!
 

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

TV SHOWS OF 2015



This year was jam-packed with shows, some that I even forgot came out this year, ‘cause of how ADD we’ve become, but here are the favourites I remembered from top to bottom. As a note all shows on this list must have ended a season this year and not necessarily have started in 2015, as such on-going seasons are excluded.

1. ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK (SEASON 3):
I honestly thought by Season 3, the novelty of OITNB would’ve worn off, but the show actually gets better with each season. It’s the best thing I’ve seen this year on TV, er, internet, whatever. The way the show’s expanded from White-girl-goes-to-prison storyline (season 1) to the story of the incarcerated life of various women is amazing.

2. JESSICA JONES (SEASON 1):
When you make a show a few notches better than Daredevil, hell you deserve to be in the top 3. More psychological thriller (yeah, everyone says it, but that’s because it is) than superhero flick, Jessica Jones isn’t scared to turn the dial higher than its predecessor and continue to shock all who dare to delve into the darker side of Marvel. The only off-putting thing about this series is perhaps the final episode where we are clearly reminded this is an everything-exist-together world of Marvel with its connectivity. It’s not a bad thing, especially as there are subtle reminders throughout the series, but just when you thought you were alone in Jessica’s world… they remind you, it’s a larger universe!

3. DAREDEVIL (SEASON 1):
The Marvel TV world HAD to exist to create a balance from the formulaic cinematic world of big brother Marvel movies. Here, the villains get to be developed and not everything is funny haha!

4. THE FLASH (SEASON 1):
The Flash is that rare comic-book TV series that actually manages to please both casual fans and die-hards fans. Most shows of its ilk tend to lean towards one group or the other, The Flash strikes a great balance, one that it holds up for 22 episodes. That’s not easy, so applaud it.

5. EMPIRE (SEASON 1):
At this point, Empire seems a little overhyped, but it’s not without cause. As much praise people throw on the show, there’s an equal amount of people who throw criticism… and shade, but we can all agree it’s hard to take your eyes off it once you set them on Cookie… at least based off season 1 here. So let’s try and be objective: yes, in terms of storyline the show really isn’t that original, but Dynasty or Dallas never had Cookie or Lucious Lyon. Also, let’s talk speed. I can’t remember the last time I saw a show that packed enough material for four episodes into one. ADD, people! We really have an attention problem, can we stop making everything compact?!

6. HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER (SEASON 1):
There was a point where I thought this show could’ve ended after the first 10 episodes. I mean were we going to spend the whole season wondering who the killer was while they were suppose to be solving other cases? Well apparently yes, because that cliffhanger of an ending just raises more questions! I mean I thought the killer was…

7. GAME OF THRONES (SEASON 5):
By now you’d think the novelty of Thrones (the violence, the nudity… the deaths) would’ve pretty much worn off, we all know what to expect… but it still surprises us! Valar Moghulis, all men must die… but some might return for season 6!

8. BALLERS (SEASON 1):
It’s nice to see a show that actually teaches you something about taking care of your finances, all the while entertaining you. This show about footballers starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson goes beyond the game and the boardroom to the locker rooms and private lives of the players. From finances to parties and oh, Denzel’s son is in it too, yeah THAT Denzel! 

P.S. Truthfully I find this show to be BETTER than a couple of the ones I've placed above, maybe because I've seen how their following seasons are doing, but just based off the seasons rated it doesn't stand a chance of a higher placing.

9. HOUSE OF CARDS (SEASON 3):
Cards could’ve ended last season. Matter of fact the last two seasons stood on their own, this season (a drop from the last two) left us hanging for the first time with no conclusion! It seems the Underwood aren’t that much fun when they don’t have a common goal… or enemy!

10. POWER (SEASON 2):
For a show about a mid-level drug dealer, Power sure upped the ante for its second season! Were there some unsettling clichés at the end? In my opinion, yes, but they were still surprising.

11. ORPHAN BLACK (SEASON 3):
At some point the clones were going to get tiring, so it’s a good thing that Tatiana Maslany is a damn good actress that you forget she’s the same person playing all those people, yes even after two seasons, she’s still believable as the individual sestras!

12. THE AMERICANS (SEASON 3):
There’s always that show you wish more people were watching, for me it’s The Americans. Brilliantly written and more importantly takes its time, so if you have ADD...


NOTABLE WEB SERIES:
 
SKINNY GIRL IN TRANSIT:
Ndani TV sure knows how to pick them. SGIT is the best episodic series they have. Unlike One Chance, which feels like a short movie cut into parts, each episode of SGIT stands on its own. Props to them.

ONE CHANCE:
This web series from Ndani TV is just awesome. The fact that it’s cut into five to eight minute episodes is a bit daunting. I’d like to see the whole thing in its entirety.

Monday, December 28, 2015

MY BEST ALBUMS OF 2015




DODGE AND BURN – THE DEAD WEATHER
I realize this isn’t everybody’s cup of tea, that’s okay, but sonically speaking this is the best album I’ve heard this year. If you’ve never heard it and just want to get to the good parts, start with track 4 and work you way down (the first 3 tracks are just glaringly Rock and if this isn’t your genre, might bore you)! The real surprise on this album, aside from Jack White delivering one of the most unexpected (and coolest) rap verses of the year on Three Dollar Hat (that’s the aforementioned track 4) is Alison Mosshart’s crooning on the album closer, Impossible Winner, I mean this is some epic movie soundtrack shit straight out of a Scorcese flick set in Vegas! I realize there are albums you feel one year, but as the years go by their novelty wears off, this might be one of them, but for now I love this shit, it’s their best work and the one where they sound like an actual group and not one of Jack White’s or each other’s side-projects. As a precaution to listening to this album, don’t concentrate too much on the lyrics. I don’t think most of them were written to make sense!


25 – ADELE
Some people worship at the altar of the Saint of all things bootylicious a.k.a Beyonce, I say to each his own. For me, there’s Queen I’ll-Show-Up-After-A-While-And-Slay-You-Bitches, Adele. 25 isn’t 21, it’s four years older and a few years late, but we waited and it’s here and we’re happy. Like every great artist who puts out that one body of work that defines their career, Adele will forever be chasing the ghost of 21, but honestly she isn’t doing a bad job if you ask me. We can’t continuously ask her to keep going through heartbreaks just so she can make music to comfort us when we’re heartbroken (remember how you guys did to that Mary J. Blige and abandoned her when she chose to be happy?! Flip-flop fans)! Fans have to grow up with their idols too and aging with Adele hasn’t been bad.


IF YOU’RE READING THIS IT’S TOO LATE – DRAKE FT. THE SERVICES OF QUENTIN MILLER
Drake had an awesome year. He defeated Meek Mill in Street Fighter 4: Twitter Beef Gone Wrong, released a joint mixtape with Future which for the life of me I don’t understand, except for maybe one or two songs (can we kill trap music now that isn’t T.I or Jeezy?!) and had everybody singing that damn hotline song that I say I dislike, only to start singing, “I know when that hotline bling…” as soon as it comes up and he got nominated for a Grammy for Back To Back. Can you say, “winning”?


BEAUTY BEHIND THE MADNESS – THE WEEKND
The Weeknd a.k.a every girl’s 2015 dream fantasy that isn’t me, dropped his best work since his debut mixtape, which is still a classic by the way and boy did he really blow up! There are reminisces of Michael Jackson on a couple of tracks, but Michael never did doped out music.


THE DOCUMENTARY 2 – THE GAME
The Game finally comes into his own on the first part of his double disc opus; too bad he does it on what he claims is his final album(s). That’s not to slight his previous albums (I really liked LAX), but he sounds so comfortable on this that you actually await another album from him. The only downside to this is this is just the first half of a double disc. The other half (The Documentary 2.5) is a bit of a letdown, even though ironically it features better story telling and more serious subjects, but therein lies the problem: The more serious side of the double disc is let down by its more serious subjects, though it does feature the most haunting track of the year, “Gang Bang Anyway”.


90059 – JAY ROCK
Jay Rock may never get the accolades he deserves, especially for what I think is a well above average and well put together album. Then again, the best things don’t always get the most attention. As per fellow TDE artists, Rock eschews the mainstream sound for grittier beats and rhymes.


TO PIMP A BUTTERFLY (TPAB) – KENDRICK LAMAR
Am I the only one who thought Kendrick Lamar might have over-complexed this album?! It’s not hard to understand really, it’s just how so many things seem to happen all at once. For the record, here’s what I think: lyrically, TPAB… might be superior to Good Kid… in perhaps many ways, the problem is that while the songs on Good Kid, Maad City stand pretty much on their own and as part of a whole, some of the songs on TPAB are better appreciated in the context of the album and not so much on their own. Does that make sense? Good Kid: Great songs, great album. TPAB: Some great songs… greater, if you listen to the album as a whole! Hey he got 11 Grammy nods, so clearly a lot of people were listening and understood… but damn did it take a while!


PURPOSE – JUSTIN BIEBER
The Justin Bieber album no one is ashamed to admit they like. This would forever be remembered as the album that converted so many atheists to bielibers! (See what I did there, see?!)


WANTED – WANDE COAL
The day that I put a Wande Coal album over a Dr. Dre one has arrived. While everyone was quickly jumping on the bandwagon to proclaim this the best album they’ve heard in a while (kind of similar to how Kendrick’s TPAB was proclaimed a classic in less than 72 hours), I took my time to avoid that road and listen to it at my pace and it’s definitely worth it. I won’t even make comparisons to Mushin 2 Mo Hits, that album was what it is: a classic 10/10. This is Wande surviving the collapse of an empire and then leaving another one that was never fully built and still coming out on top. Though I will say I can’t help but think (as many people have speculated) that there’s a Wande Coal album produced mostly by Don Jazzy on a hard disk somewhere that we may never get to listen to. Another thing I admire about Wande here is that he took his time to bring out another great body of work. This wasn’t M.I stringing us along for four years (though Falz Tha Bad Guy might see that different as evident to that hilarious skit… and fuck anyone asking, “who makes skits in 2015?” Gerrarhia!), this was a guy who had many false starts to overcome, but still won the race. And while some people criticized Maleek Berry’s production, especially as he’s all over the album, remember this: Wande made a good Don Jazzy-less album, there’s some other guy out there who didn’t… I’m just saying!


COMPTON – A SOUNDTRACK BY DR. DRE – DR. DRE
Dre’s 3rd best album as someone called it. That means so far Dre has never made a wack album (you can debate The Firm and Dr. Dre Presents The Aftermath, but those weren’t solo Dre albums, were they?) If there’s one major fault with this album (and there a few to mention) is that I’m not sure Dre put his best work into it. Sure some tracks bang, but I’m sure some could’ve been replaced by whatever he was hiding on the abandoned Detox. The new upstarts on the album (King Mez, Justus & even the really good Jon Connor) get outshined by most of the vets & accomplished artists (Kendrick Lamar, Ice Cube, Xzibit, Snoop, The Game) and not all of those vets put in extremely memorable rhymes (Eminem did kill it though!). This doesn’t usually happen on a Dre album. There’s usually a balance between the new cats and the old ones, the perfect example being my personal favourite Dre album, 2001 (You Chronic fans can go rant in the corner, but remember pretty much everyone on The Chronic was new at the time. THE CHRONIC IS STILL A DOPE ALBUM. Before you people chastise me like I work for Complex!)


MMM- PUFF DADDY & THE FAMILY
Am I the only one that wondered how this was just a mixtape? I mean sure, the man born Sean Combs doesn’t need the money, but damn it this could’ve been an album with a proper release date, some itunes things, but hey I guess when you’re constantly on Forbes top 5 rich rappers, you can afford to view this as a “throwaway”. Diddy sure as shit wouldn’t have done this in the 90s, that’s for sure! That “Working” song is an anthem!


ALBUM PEOPLE SWEAR BY THAT I DIDN’T LISTEN TO:-

BABA HAFUSA- REMINISCE
Everyone I know who’s heard this album swears by it. That’s some good testament. Aside from the killer lead single Tesojue (just knowing it involved sex and lines loosely translated as, “you’ll die tonight” was fun for me!), there was the almost rap anthem, Local Rappers featuring Olamide & Phyno which caused a minor stir with it’s “no punchlines” line, throwing fans and the industry into a frenzy wondering if the line was directed at one or more rappers (I know for a fact some people caught feelings over that). Add to a number one position on itunes worldwide chart and an inclusion on TIME’s 10 rappers around the world to listen to, Baba Hafusa had a good year.